Archive for April, 2009

Drying Rack

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

We fight in impossible ways, but it steals the days.” Soilwork

People I love and people who loved Union filled my voicemail. Emails and comments have soften what has been a few very sad days. People who have been close to an animal know just how painful the lose can be and have really made me feel ok with how I hard I have been taking this. I once again am overwelmed by all the love and support and I can’t begin to thank everyone who called, emailed, or hugged me.

On a more fun note, I spent this am had washing a few key pieces of clothing. When you race 6 days apart you got some laundry to do quickly so I just sink washed a few things. The only problem, no drying rack. Turns out the Cannondale Caffine mountain bike not only helped me with an off road tri last year and take second in an off road duathlon and makes a great winter training opition but it makes a pretty good drying rack. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Huge Thanks During Unions Death and Race Report

Monday, April 27th, 2009

“Get out of the way, tomarrow rises from today.” – Undead

I am gonna do some journalism and write something asap for www.xtri.com but I figured I should talk abit about the race. Before I do, thanks to everyone who called, texted, emailed and was around to help me deal with the sudden and untimely death of my dog Union. Huge thanks for all the huge from the USAT offical found me crying and huged my wet smelly body and I sopped, same with race director Lani who had 5 dogs and know how close to you heart they ca get. I spent a lot more time crying my eyes out sunday then I thought possible. If any of you are doing the block island shade bloom 10k I will be placing her ashes in the ocean after the race. I can’t express how sad I am, but also how thankful I am to have had such a great dog and how thankful I am to my family who, while I was gone took on this aweful duty and carried it out with love, kindness, and dignty. Losing my dog is heart breaking but not being able to be there for her is devastating and only softened by the comfort I take in knowing in the end she was with good and loving people that cared deeply for her. So anyways, the race…

As I mentioned I though this course and condition would be hard and slow and it was both. Add a sick amount of talent and you get a wicked evil few hours. The race was being billed as Texas vs the world. Champion Systems my clothing sponsor and maker of the CREW kits and the finest stuff out there, had 4 of my Champion Systems teammates there representing columbia, argentina and mexico. News came that it was wetsuitless so they were not allowed. The new pro rule for wesuits is 68 degrees for hose of you from outside the USA, In celius that’s fucking cold. This is what happens when fat usat people make rules in offices vs lean athletes standing on shores shivering and shaking.

 Anyways the swim was more like mma then tri. I think I punched my roomate, friend, and teammate Sabtian Blanco 4 times in the first 300 meters. And I like him. You can imagine how the rest of the mosh pit was behaving. The short course guys start with a burst of speed that is scary. It was like they were jesus and walking on the water. Or maybe just jesus lizards running and hoping across it. By 500 meters I was dropped and had a few guys behind me but thought it better to go it alone rather then wait. The water was choppy and progress was slow. By the end Halie who is a champion system athlete and sicko swimmer (her brother got some gold metal in china) caught me along with marcila the champ of mexico also a Champion Systems athlete. Yikes, they started 3 minutes back. I hate when that happens.

 After way to much time in the water I got out and onto the bike. The course was closed to traffic and is in an awesome state park. It was hilly and windy. No serious climbs just never ending rollers which I like. I heard the wind was 30 mile per hour or as I call it: a normal day on block island. It was strong enough that when I was climbing with it I was going 30 mph, and when going down hill into it I was going 12 mph. It seemed the other athletes were making less headway too and on each of the 3 laps I saw that I was pulling several of them back. But honestly that was more useful for pride and to see how I was riding then for real racing as my swim, which for ironman is on par, left me so far back by itu standards as to knock me out of the racing before it really even started.

A side note: all the Champion Systems short course athletes are coached and live with Siri who is one of the best short course americans of all time and who is retired and now coaching. Her swim group in Boulder was the stuff of legends.

Anyways I hit T2 ready to run, and was confident after last weeks fastish 5 miler during sicko training. I was running into the wind solo, and felt like poo. The race MC said “there goes John Hirsch the National Champion of Block Island.” I should have laughed but the effort was such that I just choked. I ticked off the first mile in 6ish but was clearly going too hard, also 6 on dirt and twisted trail is hard. I took an expresso Hammer gel which was on course and some Heed and got right. Expresso by Hammer has 50mg of caffine, in science terms that’s “a shit load”. Yummy. By mile 3 I settled into a nice pace and felt good. Since I normally have 11-23 miles left at this point I don’t worry much if my legs aren’t there in those first few miles. BUT in olympic distance racing its red line racing, you need to come correct every second. I crossed the like and found out about my dog within minutes and never checked the results or splits, like I said I will for the xtri.com article. This is just the subjective, highly first person account. My over all impression is that this race kicks ass, and racing top short course guys is an ass kicking. But the goal was a good tune up and I got it. Thanks to a lot to Red Licorice and all the guys for the beat down.

pic: you know your in deep trouble when one of the race directors is wearing a shirt that say twisted on it!
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And then something like this happens…

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

I got a call on the way to the race that since dropping Union off at my folks so I could travel to texas and the half next week, that she had stopped eating. They we rushing her to a vet. After the race I got a message to call asap. Tumors and cancer had taken over her body. She was in septic shock and would be dead in hours. They said they can’t wait for me to come home and don’t want her to suffer. My sister rushed over to be there for her and for my mom. So here I am crying my eyes out in a trailer owned by the race company in the middle of texas. I loved that dog so freakin much. I feel so far away and so alone. At some point I will write something reflective about her, but right now I am just a mess. I took this pic last week, god I miss her so much. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Yummy Yummy For My Tummy

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Wanna drink the java and not have your tummy feel like you drank a pot of nails? 53×11coffee.com has a low acid coffee perfect for when you tummy has race day nerves or is just a little tempermental. Also big ups to justsocks.com for well, socks, what did you think? Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Los Ninos

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

“I got some friends, some that I hardly know, we had some times I wouldn’t change for the world. – Rise Against
So as Champion Systems only athlete over 25 I got to be the van driver. This has been a blast, kicking it around with 3 funny fun loving itu speedster.
An update on last night. Turns out that Sabastian Blanco my roomie was right on the other side of the all night sex addicts. He discribed the acts as quatro hours del la electraninca.” (4 hours of electronica music) Then made a beat box sound with motioning with his hands how his bed bourd pounded out the rythem of the night. He informed that the protagonist was” David.” He added that he was impressed with david as most men couldn’t hang in for 4 rounds like that.
That morning amazingly we saw two people walking to a car. One was david! A scrawny 50 years old. Nice work my man, you give me something to look forward to in 15 years.
There was so joking about how ironmen tri guys are use to 4 hour events while itu guys go short, but I will let you sort that out.
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Cheerleader

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

With the pros going off later it gave us pros a chance to cheer the age group athletes. Go Go Go! I love watching races. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Fun With The Temp Tattoos

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

My and the CREW fuel sponsor is www.hammernutrion.com makers of damn near everything (bars, gels, recovery, potien mixs, drinks, clothing). I have this amazingly wierd connection to them because they are out the same town I lived in when I was in Montana, Whitefish. Maybe some day I will get to visit, as the training is second to none (in the warm months). Anyways, I have a new goal for the year: besides putting the temp tattoos of there’s on my arm I am gonna do one wierd one per race. This race: neck, gotta say it looks kind of cool. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Hotels

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

There is nothing better then crazy dity hotel sex, except when you aren’t the one doing it and instead you are just trying to sleep. Karma? Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Yep I am Racin’ In Texas

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Bike fixin’, awesome. Once you get yourself some bike fixin’ you will need to giddy up on that there stead. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

Course preview

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

The venue is AWESOME. A huge park. The swim is gonna be tough. No wetsuits, and choppy because of the super strong wind. The water seems clean and nice. The bike is awesome and tough and a close course! Its 3 laps and it is unrelenting. The best discribtion is that’s its like Charge Pond. Sadly that is only meaningful to jim sean and silke who read this. So what I mean is you are always doing something. Up, down, turns, ect. I like that as it will reward bike handling the wind will reward no one and punish all. The run is also awesome and tough. All off road, lots of turns and high heat, we will be running after noon as they are doing the pro race seperate so everyone can watch. So, yeah, the course: tough and awesome! Oh and check out this pic: that’s columbia’s national champ who when its 85 and humid puts on arm warms. Don’t catch a chill my man! If he is that use to head we are all fucked :) Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T